Grindhouse

Grindhouse is a throw back to seventies exploitation films with a back to back premise and as much violence and gore as you can stomach. These two films, Robert Rodriguez' Planet Terror and Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof, together give you 3 hours of action packed fun. The two directors have updated the sleazy grindhouse movie experience and bring it to a new generation. Rodriguez and Tarantino are easily the two hardest working and most innovative directors in Hollywood. They compliment each other well and you can tell they are having the time of their lives making these films (which shines through in most films they make).

First we are presented with a mock trailer for a movie called Machete which stars Danny Trejo. This was supposed to be one of the four fake trailers but rumor has it they are actually making it into a movie. Maybe they'll do the same with Thanksgiving. Planet Terror opens with Rose McGowan doing a sexy dance set to the wonderful theme music written by Rodriguez. Planet Terror is a gross out zombie flick that has appropriate amounts of gore and guts. If you like Rodriguez, then you'll love this movie. It's typical Rodriguez: explosions and sex, tons of humor and men (and women) jumping over things while shooting two guns at bad guys. This movie is pure fun, fun, fun. No one does action quite like Rodriguez. Much ado has been made about Rose McGowan's go-go dancer character and her machine gun leg. My one tiny little problem with the movie is that what you see in the previews of the machine gun is pretty much all there is of the machine gun leg. But that doesn't even matter because she's not the coolest character in the movie. That prize goes to Freddy Rodriguez and his wonderful El Wray, a guy who never misses with a gun and who kills people with ease and style. Marley Shelton also adds to the fun as a slightly crazy and kooky doctor who is terrified of her doctor husband (Josh Brolin) and for good reason. Oh! And don't miss Robert Rodriguez' son who has a small part and ends up getting his head blown off. Best. Dad. Ever.

Planet Terror is typical Rodriguez and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that at all. The thing Grindhouse proved to me (and I have been debating this with myself for months) is that Rodriguez is the better director in this match up. Planet Terror is endlessly entertaining. You'll spend the hour and a half running time laughing hysterically, being grossed out and engrossed in the constant action and hijinx. While Planet Terror is typical Rodriguez, Death Proof is typical Tarantino. And again, there's nothing wrong with that... except for the fact that it follows Planet Terror. After you've sat through all the fun and action of Planet Terror (and three more faux trailers including one for Thanksgiving which would be the coolest movie ever if Eli Roth actually made it), you go into Death Proof which is typical Tarantino: lots of talking followed by some action, followed by more talking, followed by the coolest car chase scene ever. There's nothing wrong with the fact that it's a typical talky Tarantino flick except that it all seems sort of dull after Planet Terror. Still, the dialogue is rich and wonderful (as you would expect from Tarantino) and most of the girls he employs kick ass (Vanessa Ferlito, Rose McGowan again, Rosario Dawson, Zoe Bell and Tracie Thoms are stand outs). Of course there's Kurt Russell as the crazy Stuntman Mike. He's wonderful and easily the best part about the film (although Freddy Rodriguez' character in Planet Terror is still cooler). Death Proof is a little on the dull side... until the last 20 minutes or so. The finale brings it all home. I don't want to spoil anything but it involves Zoe Bell (who did Uma Thurman's stunt work in the Kill Bill movies) being crazy awesome and a huge elaborate car chase scene that is unlike anything you've seen in recent movie history. It even trumps some of the greatest car chases in movie history (and, being that I go to the movies with my Dad a lot and I grew up liking boy movies, I've seen my fair share of car chases).

Both movies are well executed, well scored, well written and well delivered. The extra fake trailers add to the ambience and the wonderful camoes are icing on the cake. Grindhouse is surely the most fun experience you'll have at the movies all year long.

Planet Terror - A
Death Proof - B
Grindhouse - A-