Best and Worst of 2007 - Performances and Moments
Best Actor
Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises
Best Actress
Julie Christie in Away From Her
Best Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men
Best Supporting Actress
Cate Blanchett in I'm Not There
Best Body of Work
Ben Foster in Alpha Dog, 3:10 to Yuma, 30 Days of Night
Best Death Scene
Zachary Knighton's body gets ripped in half in The Hitcher
Best Fight Scene
Viggo Mortensen's naked knife fight in a sauna in Eastern Promises
Best Action Scene
Maggie Q vs Bruce Willis includes punches, kicks and a car chase into an elevator shaft in Live Free or Die Hard
Best Movie Poster
Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg for Planet Terror
Best Quote
"I will take you down to hell with me!" - Ben Foster in Alpha Dog
Best Body Part
Nicolas Cage's abs in Ghost Rider
Best Opening Scene
A perfect introduction to the evil of Javier Bardem's character in No Country For Old Men
Best Ending
TIE - Gun shots in the mist / someone survives / everything changes in The Mist ... and No Country For Old Men... just ends.
Best Male Performance in a Bad Movie
Shia LaBeouf in Transformers
Best Female Performance in a Bad Movie
Laura Linney in The Nanny Diaries
Best Line Reading
"I thought I was good looking." -Joseph Gordon-Levitt tries to pick up girls in The Lookout
Best Musical Moment in a Non-Musical Film
Michael Cera sings These Eyes to a bunch of coke heads in Superbad
Best Musical Moment in a Musical Film
"Falling Slowly" performed in the piano shop by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova in Once
Best Scene Stealer
Marcia Gay Harden in The Mist
Best Bad Ass - Male
Freddy Rodriguez in Planet Terror
Best Bad Ass - Female
Zoe Bell, Rosario Dawson, Tracie Thoms in Death Proof
Best Car Chase
The last 20 minutes of Death Proof
Best On-Screen Chemistry
Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon in Bug
Best Horror Movie Trend
Mass murder via helicopter blades in Planet Terror and 28 Weeks Later
Best Opening Credits
The retro dance sequence opening of Superbad
Best End Credits
The credits of Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon ("He's just a man..." or is he? All set to Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads)
Best Hero
Bruce Willis in Live Free or Die Hard
Best Kiss
Viggo Mortensen and Naomi Watts in Eastern Promises
Best Love Scene
Keira Knightley and James McAvoy get it on against some bookshelves in a library in Atonement
Best Casting
Robert Englund takes on the Doctor Loomis-esque role in Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Best Cameo
Bill Murray in The Darjeeling Limited
Best Villain
Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men
Best Unconsummated Romance
Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova in Once
Best Prop
Juno's hamburger phone in Juno
Best Single Shot
The roaming, beautiful 4.5 minute shot through the Dunkirk beach in Atonement
Best Single Scene
The convenience store scene in No Country For Old Men
Best Horror Film
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Best Comedy
Superbad
Best Romantic Comedy
Waitress
Best Action Film
Live Free or Die Hard
Best Remake
3:10 to Yuma
Best Short Film
Hotel Chevalier
Worst Actor
Justin Chatwin in The Invisibe
Worst Actress
Elisha Cuthbert in Captivity [NOTE: I am giving Lindsey Lohan a bi here because I'm pretty sure she was so drugged up while making I Know Who Killed Me and I don't think Elisha can use the same excuse. Frankly, I'm surprised Lindsey could stand up straight.]
Worst Supporting Actor
John Turturro in Transformers
Worst Supporting Actress
Scout Taylor-Compton in Halloween
Worst Chemistry
Brooke Langton and Dominic Purcell in Primeval
Worst Plot
Killer dolls come to life in Dead Silence
Worst Mother
Marley Shelton gives her 5 year old a gun in Planet Terror
Worst Sequel
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Worst Dance Sequence
Tobey Maguire imitates John Travolta in Spiderman 3
Worst Plot Sequence
Johnny Depp has hallucinations in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Most Overrated
Knocked Up
Worst Way to Waste a Whole Lot of Money (yours, mine and the studios)
Every single thing about Evan Almighty
Worst Way to Waste the Talents of Jonah Hill, Ed Helms and Lauren Graham
Not writing them a single funny piece of dialogue in Evan Almighty
Worst Way for Matt Damon to Prove He's Funnier Than Brad Pitt and George Clooney
By appearing in the convoluted mess known as Ocean's 13
Worst Overindulgence
The first half hour of Death Proof
Worst Decision
Quentin Tarantino decided to cut the lap dance from the theatrical version of Death Proof
Worst Chemistry From Two Very, Very HOT People
Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans in The Nanny Diaries
Worst Casting
Casting a 7 foot tall wrestler / amazon warrior / superhuman as Michael Meyers in Halloween
Worst Homage to Jamie Lee Curtis
Scout Taylor-Compton destroys the role of Laurie in Halloween
Biggest Disappointment
Across the Universe
Worst Ending
The Brave One
Worst Car Chase
The terrible editing of the London car chase in National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Worst Cameo
Rainn Wilson in Juno
Worst Character
Olivia Thirbly as Leah in Juno
Worst Horror Movie
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem
Worst Comedy
Evan Almighty
Worst Romantic Comedy
Good Luck Chuck
Worst Action Film
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Worst Remake
Halloween
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Labels: Yearly Wrap Up
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