Horror Movie Month: Sorority Row

Sorority Row (2009)
The Stars - Briana Evigan, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Leah Pipes, Audrina Patridge, and Carrie Fisher
The Gist - A group of sorority sisters decide to prank their sister Megan's (Patridge) cheating boyfriend by making him believe he accidentally murdered Megan. They take her "body" to an old mine shaft where they will drop it in a mine for it to never be discovered. None of these girls are smart enough to figure out that this most certainly will not end well. The prank escalates and Megan really ends up dead. Eight months later, they begin receiving mysterious texts surrounding that night. Is Megan back or does someone else know what they've done?
The Scares - There are none, really. I mean, there are parts that will make you jump if you scare easily (I don't) and you might actually be frightened if you've never seen a horror movie before in your life. Mostly, it's cliched teenage horror movie as usual. There is one death scene in particular that is pretty amusing but other than that it's the same old, same old.
The Body Count - A whopping 12!
The Grade - D+... Fisher and Pipes are really the only good things about it. They are both bad ass bitches (I mean that as a compliment)!