Sex and the City, Funny Games, Teeth

Sex and the City - If you were a fan of the television series, then I can't possibly see a way you wouldn't love this movie. And if you weren't a fan of the television series, you have no business going to see the movie anyway. Hence, everyone that sees this movie should love it! It's got everything you could want from a Sex and the City movie - sex, shoes, fashion, New York City, friendship, cocktails, etc. It's fantastic. Over the course of six seasons, these women didn't feel so much as fictionalized characters as they felt like old friends. And I've missed them! The movie picks up a few years after the series ended. Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker - adorable as ever) has moved on from her newspaper column and her Vogue articles and is now writing books. She's also still very much involved with Big (Chris Noth) and the two are looking to move into together. Miranda (Cynthia Nixon - my soul mate - I am so much like her it's scary) is still living in Brooklyn with Steve and Brady and their relationship seems to be strong... except they don't really have sex anymore. Charlotte (Kristin Davis - she has one moment in the film that blew me away) is as happy and optimistic as ever - living with Harry and their adopted daughter Lily and just generally being the luckiest lady in the world. Samantha (Kim Cattrall - fierce!) has moved to Malibu to follow Smith's acting career - something she's not all that happy about - but other than the fact she's in a monogamous relationship, she hasn't really changed all that much. Lots of changes and events occur. I don't want to give too much away but the plot and story is really well done. The acting is all very good as well. Since it's Parker's movie, she is clearly the stand out, especially in the middle half of the movie where she plays out a very uncharacteristic sequence very, very well. Overall, I couldn't have asked for anything more from the Sex and the City movie. It's really everything a Sex fan could want and it's definitely worth checking out!
Grade: B+

Funny Games - Funny Games has a similar story line to the recently released The Strangers - only it's way better and way edgier. Michael Haneke remade his own film for American audiences and it's artsy and edgy and very well done. Naomi Watts and Tim Roth star as a family (they have a son as well played by Devon Gearhart) who are retreating to their vacation house for a week or so. They arrive to the perfectly idyllic setting and are soon interrupted by a couple of very polite strangers (very blonde, very pretty Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet) who say they are guests of their neighbors. Guess what? They aren't! Then the fun starts. And it is mostly fun. This isn't just torture porn (in fact, you see very little violence - its mostly off camera). Corbet's Peter (or Tom or Tubby or whatever you want to call him) says at one point, "You shouldn't forget the importance of entertainment" as a response to Watts' Ann asking why they don't just kill them already. Indeed, this is the message of the movie. Funny Games is a stark and unrelenting look at our infatuation with violence. The film gets into your head because it shows absolutely nothing. You are left to imagine what is happening off screen (and Haneke uses great long takes so it sometimes feels like minutes until you actually find out what happened) and that is more terrifying than actually seeing anything. This movie is really a superbly crafted intellectual film (it's maybe almost too smart at times, actually). The acting is really great - especially Watts and Pitt. Watts plays the woman in distress so well. And Pitt is terrifying and hilarious at the same time. It loses pace near the end a bit - when the focus shifts primarily to Watts and Roth. Not that they aren't interesting characters - they are - but I found myself much more interested in these nihilistic, pretty, polite killers. And the ending boat scene? Fucking brilliant!
Grade: B+

Teeth - Honestly, I don't know what to say about this movie. I was somehow disappointed and somehow not disappointed. It's a strange mixed reaction to a strange film. Teeth takes a legend (vagina dentata) and runs with it - making it into a late night chick-flick gore fest. It's not so much I Spit On Your Grave (now that's a movie!) as it is bible-thumping virgin bimbo taking out the sleazy teen boys in her high school. Dawn (Jess Weixler) is a blonde high schooler who takes a vow of chastity (although that doesn't really last long - I mean, she doesn't really have strong convictions). She meets a seemingly sweetheart virgin boy who she starts to date - but then he tries to rape her and she uses her secret super power to avenge her purity. Yes, it's about as ridiculous as it sounds. It just gets cheesier and cornier as the movie progresses (and the imagery! could it be any less subtle?). The movie can be seen as some sort of feminist empowerment film - and it almost is, but there are too many inconsistancies with the message that it doesn't ever all add up. I mean, Weixler does a good enough job playing the protagonist. And writer-director Mitchell Lictenstein has some talent for making something that is a little funny and entertaining. It's not fantastic but it's also not terrible. There was so much potential there. It just didn't really work out the way it could have.
Grade: C-