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Sunday, January 18, 2009

2008 Wrap Up

Here is a complete list of movies and grades from 2008 (alphabetical order by grade):

A+
Milk

A
The Dark Knight
Wendy and Lucy

A-
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
The Wrestler

B+
Doubt
Funny Games
In Bruges
Paranoid Park
Rachel Getting Married
Revolutionary Road
Sex and the City

B
Appaloosa
Australia
Body of Lies
Burn After Reading
Frost / Nixon
Iron Man
Pineapple Express
Slumdog Millionaire
Snow Angels
Stop Loss
Transiberian
Tropic Thunder
The Wackness
Wall E

B-
Cloverfield
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Hamlet 2
Penelope
Shine a Light
The Signal
Sleepwalking
Son of Ranbow
Twilight
Wanted

C+
21
Dance of the Dead
Eagle Eye
The Incredible Hulk
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
The Other Boleyn Girl
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
Step Brothers
Step Up 2: The Streets
Towelhead
Young @ Heart

C
The Bank Job
Changeling
The Duchess
Get Smart
Gran Torino
Hancock
The Ruins
Saw V
Smart People
The Visitor
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

C-
Be King Rewind
Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Lakeview Terrace
Mamma Mia!
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Pride and Glory
Quantum of Solace
The Strangers
Yes Man

D+
27 Dresses
Baby Mama
Birds of America
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Deception
Drillbit Taylor
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Leatherheads
Lost Boys: The Tribe
Married Life
My Best Friends Girl
Prom Night
Sex Drive
Vantage Point
War, Inc.
What Happens in Vegas

D
Bangkok Dangerous
College
Doomsday
Fool's Gold
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Jumper
My Blueberry Nights
Pathology
Semi-Pro
The Spirit
Untraceable

D-
88 Minutes
The Eye
The Love Guru
One Missed Call

F
10,000 B.C.
Quid Pro Quo
Shutter
Speed Racer
You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Coming Soon - Oscar Predictions and reviews of 2009 films starting with My Bloody Valentine and Bride Wars...

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Top Ten List - Best Films 2008

10. Paranoid Park - Sometimes Gus Van Sant does mainstream brilliance (Good Will Hunting) and sometimes he does artsy to the extreme (Gerry), but 2008 seems to be the year he is marrying the two together. Paranoid Park is another gem from Van Sant. With it's minimilistic cineamatography, non-linear story telling and mostly non-professional cast, Paranoid Park is a perfectly executed thrilling story. It's exceedingly well done with an interesting story (did a high school skateboarder accidentally kill a security guard?) and great acting from a lot of unknowns. Van Sant has not disappointed me in a very long time (and more on that later!).

09. Revolutionary Road - Revolutionary Road is devastating. I've been going back and forth on whether or not to include this or Doubt on my top ten list. The fact is, Doubt has this purely engaging, wonderfully written and realized script. Revolutionary Road has it's flaws, for sure, but it's so heartbreaking that it's hard to not include it here. Essentially, it's the story about two people who want something more out of their lives. When it comes down to them, life (jobs, kids, money, responsiblity) breaks them down and ruins their dreams. That's sort of something I can relate to. The lead performances by Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet and the supporting performance by Michael Shannon are all top notch. This story and movie has its problems, but the emotional punch it packs makes up for any minor problems.

08. Funny Games - This movie gets into your head because it shows absolutely nothing. You are left to imagine what is happening off screen (and director Michael Haneke uses great long takes so it sometimes feels like minutes before you actually find out what happened) and that is more terrifying than seeing anything. The movie is really a superbly crafted intellectual film (it's maybe almost too smart at times, actually). The acting is great - especially from Naomi Watts, the victim and Michael Pitt, the polite and kind potential killer. Also, the ending boat scene? Fricking brilliant!

07. In Bruges - One of the most surprising films of the year, In Bruges is just simply enjoyable on every level. It follows a "job" gone terribly wrong for two Irish hit men who are forced to hide out in Bruges, Belgium, a little place where there is not a lot to do. The forced waiting, sort of like purgatory, gives Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson a chance to shine through some marvelous dark yet comic dialogue. It's a character study with such wonderful interplay. The movie works as a comedy and a satire. It's been a long time but Colin Farrell finally gets to shine as a morally challenged hit man.

06. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - David Fincher's epic story about a man aging backwards is a moving and emotionally harrowing journey through the life of one man. Fincher directs the hell out of this thing which has a great script and great performances (especially from Taraji P. Henson). It starts out a little slow but kicks into high gear in the second half. There are so many moments of brilliance that it makes up for it's uneven beginning. It may be a little long but The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a beautiful journey well worth the time.

05. Vicky Cristina Barcelona - Woody Allen is as sharp and witty as he was thirty years ago. Here he tells the story of two American tourists (Scarlett Johannson and Rebecca Hall) and the romantic entangelments they become involved in with a Spanish painter (Javier Bardem) and his borderline crazy and completely volatile ex-wife (the amazing Penelope Cruz). Barcelona looks beautiful! The cinematography is beautiful (witness the amusement park and the bike riding scenes). This movie also shows how Allen has grown as a filmmaker. Years ago, he stockpiled as many jokes in the film, no matter how silly. Here, thre is a particular moment where a character is set to tell a joke he warns is bad... and Allen cuts out of the scene! He's more interested in the development of these outrageous and well developed characters than telling silly jokes. With writing as crisp, original, witty and smart as it is here, he doesn't need cheap laughs.

04. The Wrestler - This movie is honest and feels so very real. Maybe it's because Mickey Rourke brings a feel of reality to his role. The character, Randy the Ram, has eerie similarities to his own life (wasted youth, struggling with growing older and losing your career, damaging your body and your personal relationships). Maybe it's because Darren Aronofsky is an amazing director. I don't know. Either way, The Wrestler is a gem of a movie, beautifully realized and utterly heart breaking. This movie is gritty, raw, sometimes funny and sometimes very depressing. There's so much compassion here. This is one of the best movies of the year - a tough, funny, dramatic tear jerker. It's a must see. Rourke and Senn Penn will fight to the finish for that Oscar come February and really, I'd be happy to see either win it.

03. The Dark Knight - The Dark Knight is a huge step forward for comic book / superhero movies. For years, those kinds of movies were seen as brainless summer popcorn flicks. The Dark Knight, however, is a whole different kind of movie. It's a well-done, classy, smart film - the kind that will stand the test of time and the kind that should definitely be called a masterpiece. Everything in this movie is so well done - special effects, story line, acting. This movie probably has the best cinematography of the year. And then there's Heath. He deserves the Oscar. That's all I will say at this point. Everything else has already been said. Overall, The Dark Knight is two and a half hours of pure entertainment. There's little to nothing wrong with the movie. All those months of anticipation and expectations? It not only meets them but also surpasses them.

02. Wendy and Lucy - It seems so simple on the outside. Michelle Williams perfectly portrays Wendy, a young woman traveling to Alaska to find a job. She takes her dog Lucy with her and just enough money to make the trip. But then everything starts fo all apart. When her car breaks down and she loses her dog, Wendy's life begins to slowly unravel. It's a quiet film, a short film, a simple film. It's mostly Williams searching every nook and cranny for her dog. But it's raw and surprisingly gripping. It's touching and bittersweet. I cried my eyes out and I'm not afraid to admit it. It's a simple story with a powerful message.

01. Milk - There may be a more touching, gripping, emotional, politically timely, perfect film released this year... but I haven't seen it. Milk is everything a movie should be. Directed by the fantastic Gus Van Sant (director of the year!) and starring Sean Penn (probably the second greatest living actor), the film tells the story of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man elected to public office in the late 1970s in San Francisco. The supporting cast is all fantastic - Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin, James Franco, Alison Pill. This movie is a celebration of a man who worked endlessly to bring about a change. With the recent passing of Prop 8 (which is much like Prop 6 in the movie), its clear to see that after thirty years, Harvey's fight is still not over. This movie should be a rally cry, a call to people to come together and stand up for gay rights, civil rights, human rights. Milk is perfect.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Top Ten List - Best Actor 2008

10. Richard Jenkins in The Visitor - One of the best character actors out there, Jenkins delivers a subtle and emotionally complex leading man performance. He's charming, nuanced and completely natural.

09. James Franco in Pineapple Express - Even the picture on the cover is hilarious. Franco shines as a drug dealer who is surprisingly deep in this comic gem from the summer. Franco, who is usually a brooding, serious leading man, shows he can do comedy with just as much ease.

08. Frank Langella in Frost / Nixon - My distaste for the movie is maybe why he's so low on my list. Langella, however, does become Richard Nixon. It's a great and total transformation. The movie may not be spectacular but his performance is awfully good. He steals the show.

07. Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man - It's the perfect role for Downey, actually. He's always been a person who I thought of as charming, witty, just a little cocky. That's who Tony Stark is, essentially as well. Downey probably had no trouble channeling those traits to use for the role. He also managed to be heroic as well.

06. Sam Rockwell in Snow Angels - Probably one of the most underrated actors out there, Rockwell always shines playing complex characters. This time around he's playing a born again Christian struggling with his demons and with his ex-wife moving on when all he wants to do is work things out. It's a frighteningly real performance.

05. Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Doubt - Hoffman and Streep go toe to toe and prove that they are two of the living greats. Hoffman has a difficult job - making his priest seem trustworthy and honest but still managing to make him just a little creepy. You don't know if you should trust him or not. There's a particular scene between Hoffman and Streep and I didn't think either one of them was going to make it out of there alive!

04. Leonardo DiCaprio in Revolutionary Road - His Frank Wheeler is deeply complex. And DiCaprio plays him with such ease. Maybe its because he's such a phenomenal actor. Maybe it's because he's with Kate again. But his performance here just may be his best ever (or, maybe, second only to The Departed). Frank is unhappy and lonely, struggling with the fact that his wife may not love him anymore. Winslet's got the showier, louder role, for sure, but DiCaprio is perfection as well.

03. Colin Farrell in In Bruges - It's been a long time since we've seen what Farrell could do acting wise. He's long just been a tabloid staple. But guess what? That potential that we all saw back in the days of Phone Booth, that has had everyone saying for the last decade, "If only he could find the right part..." well, it finally shines through. In Bruges is the right part for Farrell and it manages to show his range. He could be depressing, funny, charming, dark and witty all at the same time. I knew he could do it.

02. Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler - Probably the comeback of the year, it's nice to see Rourke, who was once considered the next Robert DeNiro, on top again. Darren Aronofsky took a chance on him and it pays off. The movie is about a wrestler struggling with the fact that his career is just about done, he has burned every bridge in his personal life, his youth is gone, his looks are gone, he's damaged himself physically and emotionally for years and years. Rourke probably didn't have to look far for inspiration.

01. Sean Penn in Milk - I'll say it right here and now - Sean Penn is in the top three of the greatest living actors. I can't decide yet where he would fall in the top three, but he's definitely in there. Penn becomes Harvey Milk. He inhabits this sweetness (yes, sweetness... yes, Sean Penn) and charm and becomes Harvey Milk. We're so used to seeing him play characters who are fiery and intense. Here he takes that passion and channels it in a different way. He plays Harvey to perfection, helping to create one of the two best performances of the year (he's probably tied with Ledger). Penn never ceases to amaze.

Tomorrow - Best Films!

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Top Ten List - Best Actress 2008

Honorable Mention - Johanna Day in August: Osage County - Not a film performance, but a riveting, intensely controlled (and some time delightfully out of control) stage performance. If August was a movie (which apparently it's going to be) and Day was in it (which hopefully she will be), she would be at the top of this list, for sure. She's in charge now, for sure.

10. Angelina Jolie in Changeling - We all know I'm not the biggest Angelina fan. Still, you can't deny talent and her performance, although often one note, is still extremely powerful at times. That one specific scene (you know, the one in all the previews, "I want MY son back") is even more intense once you see the context of it - she's yelling this at a 10 year old boy.

09. Cate Blanchett in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - Cate has never looked more beautiful. And I am in the corner with people who think Cate can do no wrong. It's true here, as she makes a very flawed, very narcisstic and stubborn character so loveable. Benjamin Button falls in love with her and so do we.

08. Keira Knightley in The Duchess - Although the movie itself is highly flawed, the performances are nearly flawless. Ralph Fiennes just missed my Best Supporting Actor list for his skeevy Duke (and for his hilarious turn in the wonderful In Bruges), but Kiera makes the list for her witty, charming role as the lonely Duchess - forced to choose between love and her family.

07. Summer Bishil in Towelhead - An extremely interesting and well done performance for someone so young! She's truly impressive as a young actress dealing with very, very heavy subject matter. She pulls it off with grace, innocence and beauty.

06. Rebecca Hall in Vicky Cristina Barcelona - Cruz may be getting all the buzz (and she is more than deserving) but Hall is spectacularly funny as well. She plays a cynical spitfire, about to marry a man she doesn't necessarily love while discovering her sexuality with a sexy artist.

05. Naomi Watts in Funny Games - Throughout the entire second half of the film, Watts is in a constant state of duress. Crying, screaming, desperately clinging to some kind of hope while nearly giving up on everything. Her performance is intensely moving.

04. Kate Winslet in Revolutionary Road - Winslet's April is a dreamer, for sure. She dreams of a better life with her husband but she's surely not a happy character. There's all those intense screaming matches with DiCaprio. Then there's sexy love scenes. And, of course, my very favorite scene. DiCaprio has just confessed that he's cheated on her. She is very unemotional about the whole thing. He's screaming at her, asking her why, to which she responds, very quietly, very calmly with a slight smile, "Fuck who'd you like, dear." Perfect line reading.

03. Anne Hathaway in Rachel Getting Married - Maybe the most revelatory performance of the year. I never liked Anne Hathaway, sure. I also never necessarily thought she was a good actress. But her performance as Kym here is so alive and so unlike anything she's ever done. It's impressive and welcomed.

02. Meryl Streep in Doubt - Doubt may be about the wonderful script and the great source material. Sure, there's Hoffman and Adams and Davis, but make no mistake - this is all about Meryl. As it should be. Her stubborn, hard headed, wickedly funny take on the nun is perfection.

01. Michelle Williams in Wendy and Lucy - Wendy and Lucy is a movie where not much happens. It's a movie without a lot of dialogue. It's a movie where, for much of the movie, Williams' Wendy is walking around a small unknown town searching for her dog. With very little to work with, Williams has given her best performance to date. Her quietly effective work will break your heart. There's been little as moving this year as the final ten minutes in this movie - and that's thanks to Michelle!

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Top Ten List - Best Supporting Actor 2008

10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Stop Loss - The first good performance of the year, Gordon-Levitt plays the role of a man dealing with being back from war the way he plays every role - with unbridled passion and talent. To say he's one of the best actors under thirty is an understatement.

09. Aaron Eckhart in The Dark Knight - Eckhart may not give the best performance in the film (more on that later) but he does play the only character with any sort of arc and he plays it extremely well. He starts off as a stand up man full of principle and morality and ends up as a hateful villain.

08. John Malkovich in Burn After Reading - One image from 2008 that I will never forget? John Malkovich coming off a boat dressed in a bath robe holding an axe. His disgraced CIA agent is hilariously on edge. One of the many reasons I celebrate Malkovichmas.

07. Josh Brolin in Milk - Slowly unraveling. He's a coiled ball of nerves. He may not be my favorite of the supporting men of Milk but he is responsible for the single best scene of the movie - a drunken encounter with Harvey at a party. Brolin just keeps getting better.

06. James Franco in Milk - Is anyone sweeter than Franco in Milk? I don't think so. He stands by his man through much of the film and even after they break up, he's still there in spirit. Kudos for saying the line "if I hear about politics one more time tonight I'm going to stab you with a fork" and still managing to sound adorable.

05. Emile Hirsch in Milk - At the beginning, he's a tough talking kid. A queen if there ever was one who just wants to party. Near the middle, he's responsible for one of the most moving scenes as his Cleve Jones describes the unspeakable hatred he saw in Europe. Hirsch is moving and powerful.

04. Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder - What could have easily become an offensive off-putting performance was elevated to something that everyone could laugh at thanks to great writing... and Downey's fantastic performance. He manages to be hysterically funny while still raising poignant thoughts about racism and even method acting.

03. Michael Shannon in Revolutionary Road - I have been a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio's for my entire life / his entire career. There's never been a time when I thought he was out done by any other actor - even when going head to head with Jack Nicholson in The Departed. Still, there is a particular scene in Revolutionary Road where DiCaprio and Shannon get in a rather heated argument. During this scene, I thought to myself, "Man, Shannon is acting circles around Leo!" Shannon is out of control in this movie - a continuous explosion that just shakes everything to its core.

02. Michael Pitt in Funny Games - Imagine a killer being the most polite, kind, cutest boy you ever saw? It's terrifying, right? Pitt plays the young killer of Funny Games so straight and sweet that it makes it the most terrifying thing you've ever seen. All at once, he's frightening, hilarious, kind, chilling and fiercly intelligent.

01. Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight - Is there anything left to say about Ledger's outrageously perfect performance? I don't think there is. He really, really, really is as good as everyone says. Actually, he's probably better. With every viewing, his performance becomes more effective and more entrancing. The most perfect performance of the year. Hands down.

Tomorrow - Best Actress!

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Top Ten List - Best Supporting Actress

10. Evan Rachel Wood in The Wrestler - She has just three keys scenes but Wood milks it for all it's worth. Cheers for going toe to toe with the great Mickey Rourke and holding her own.

09. Alison Pill in Milk - Maybe it's just my undying devotion and love for this movie, but I'd give the whole damn cast an award. Pill is barely in it, but she's still a little spitfire, whipping the men of the movie into shape and helping Harvey Milk make history.

08. Catherine Keener in Hamlet 2 - I just keep picturing her drinking that huge drink at the Mexican restaurant / bar. Keener could probably read the phone book and I would think she was worthy of high praise.

07. Viola Davis in Doubt - She's on screen for about twelve minutes but she takes full advantage of those twleve minutes to give a powerhouse performance. Her thought process is devastating in its assuredness.

06. Debra Winger in Rachel Getting Married - In a year of comebacks, Winger's is very welcome. She's been absent for way too long. She doesn't have a lot to do in Rachel Getting Married but there's that one big scene with Anne Hathaway that is shocking and riveting at the same time.

05. Amy Adams in Doubt - Viola Davis may be getting all the attention but I prefer Adams' more subtle and nuanced performance. In a movie filled with people who are stubborn and shady, Adams is the innocent and pure Sister James. Also, she's probably the key to figuring out the key mystery in the film.

04. Taraji P. Henson in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - Sweet and tough, Henson is finally breaking through to the fore front. She should have been nominated for Hustle and Flow and this year she continues her streak of good natured supporting characters. She elevates every scene in which she is a part.

03. Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler - Looking sexier than ever, Tomei plays a single mom stripper who is, like Rourke's title character, struggling with losing her youth and looks. Unlike Rourke's character, she is capable of finally growing up. Her final scene is heartbreaking.

02. RoseMarie Dewitt in Rachel Getting Married - Anne Hathaway may be getting all the attention for her intense performance (and she does deserve it) but I actually prefer Dewitt's more subtle performance. She plays the "perfect" sister but she never becomes a cliche. She never tries to hide Rachel's flaws. And because of that she plays this role flawlessly.

01. Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona - Volatile. Vivacious. Lunatic. Neurotic. Enigmatic. Sexy. Agitated spitfire. Just a few words to describe Cruz's brilliant take on the slightly crazy ex-wife of Javier Bardem's character. She has so many great scenes. Why she wins my award as the Best Supporting Actress of 2008? A specific scene when she is just released from a hospital for trying to kill herself. Bardem takes her home to meet his new American tourist girlfriend played by Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett asks her if she wants anything to which Cruz so perfectly and so simply replies, "Vodka." Great line reading. Great performance.

Tomorrow - Best Supporting Actor

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Top Ten List - Worst Films of 2008

10. The Spirit - I would like to thank Robert Rodriguez for getting us into this mess. If he hadn't made Frank Miller feel like a director while making Sin City, then none of us would have had to sit through the holy boring mess that is The Spirit. Not only is the script absolutely ridiculous but also the acting is terrible. And I know they are trying to be over the top... they can't even succeed at that! There may be a scarce few times that humor seeps through but overall this movie is so boring and so messy and so poorly directed and so... bad, that those few times and that solid cast can't save anything. So, thanks Robert Rodriguez. You owe me 10 dollars.

09. Jumper - The basis of Jumper may not have necessarily been a bad idea. But it doesn't matter how promising the idea if the movie is so poorly executed. The worst thing about the whole movie? Hayden Christensen is a terrible actor. Also, Rachel Bilson should not be the leading lady in any movies. They made Sam Jackson look cartoonish (and that's saying a lot based on his later performance in The Spirit... maybe Sam Jackson is just turning into a cartoon... I don't know.) There's no development to the story. And there's going to be a sequel apparently? Help us all.

08. One Missed Call - One Missed Call is this intelligent socioeconomic think piece about the way instant technology is slowly destroying our communication skills with each other on a purely humane level. Or... it's just a really shitty horror movie starring some pretty people who become annoying really quick. Shannyn Sossamon (I loved you once...) stars as a young co-ed who has to battle evil spirits who travel from cell phone to cell phone. If they call your cell phone... then you die! Can you say scary? No, you can't. Because it's not. At all. Not even a little bit.

07. The Eye - What a cliche ridden, badly directed, badly acted, boring, un-scory, rip off of everything in the horror genre! I don't expect much from Jessica Alba. Basically she just needs to sit there and look pretty because we know she's not winning any awards with her talent. She barely even gets that right here. There's no tension. There's no suspense. There's no thrills. There's no terror. There isn't even any atmosphere! How can you make a "horror" movie with no atmosphere! All I have to say is - Why Parker Posey, why?

06. The Love Guru - Mike Meyers is not funny. Not even a little bit. Also, we all know how I feel about Jessica Alba at this point. Why retread any of it. I can't even remember why Dane and I went to see this movie... probably so we'd have something to put on our worst list!

05. 88 Minutes - Why Al Pacino, why? I don't even know what to say about this mess. First of all, yes, it's called 88 Minutes and it runs for almost two hours. I'm fine with that. There is a deeper meaning to the phrase "88 minutes." I use the term "deeper" very, very loosely. I mean, if you can call "lame filler back story" deep, then sure. Why not. The supporting cast is terrible. The script is terrible. The big outcome twist is apparent to anyone with half a brain. And, really, why, Al Pacino? Why? Do you feel because you're old now, you can coast through life on being AL PACINO. You can't! Make good movies, goddammit!

04. Shutter - Can I be honest? I don't even remember what this movie is about, per se. I remember Pacey from Dawson's Creek tries to take a stab at "serious acting." (He fails). I remember it being a "creepy ghost story." (It fails). And I remember it being TERRIBLE.

03. You Don't Mess with the Zohan - Not even close to being funny. Actually, it's borderline offensive. Adam Sandler is NOT funny. I repeat, Adam Sandler is NOT funny. Stop making movies, please. You have enough money. Leave me alone.

02. 10,000 B.C. - I don't even know what more to say. This movie is just bland and terrible. It's mild and boring where it should be bold and wild. It's plagued by weak dialogue and even weaker characters. Even the special effects were inconsistant at best. The acting is terrible. Basically everything about it is terrible.

01. Speed Racer - Honestly, it's probably not the worst movie of the year. However, it is the most disappointing. I was actually excited (though with reservations, of course) about this movie. The cast was amazing - Emile Hirsch! Christina Ricci! Susan Sarandon! John Goodman! These people do no wrong in my book. The movie looks pretty spectacular, I'll give it that. Spectacular in a sort of hyper colorful cotton candy way that is cool for about ten minutes before it makes you feel so dizzy that you feel it might make you sick. The plot itself goes from serious to over the top to campy to ridiculous without any rhyme or reason. These characters, at the core, are cartoons. And that's fine. Then make an animated movie. The movie may have been a good idea on paper but somewhere along the line it turned into a crazy, out of control, so bright it hurts your eyes carnival. Throw in an annoying little kid and a monkey and this movie is just a disaster. It was the first movie in a very long time that I wanted to walk out of. Don't worry Emile - I still love you!

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